Johnny told me to steal images, which I interpreted as all of his images |
Johnny's instructions were to take the eligible teams for each card and randomize them three times. I now present to you live footage of said discussion:
With that out of the way, here's what you probably already scrolled down to, or thereabouts considering there's a shiny video right above this. We've got two cards up for grabs from Johnny's 2004 Topps Chrome II baseball portion of his break.
The first that we'll Holy Hand Grenade into someone's loving hands is a Presedential Pastime Refractor of James Madison:
How many Refractors do YOU have, Marbury? That's what I thought, so suck it! |
Here's your timestamped randomization, brought to you by random.org, the sports card blogosphere's official provider of randomizations. And now a word from Stampy, the random.org timestamp elephant:
I got nothing, just wanted a cheap Simpsons reference |
Four teams vie for the J-Mad. Who will it be?
And-a one
And-a two
CUBS WIN! CUBS WIN! |
I saved the big prize for last, which interestingly has even more eligible winners, the Presidential First Pitch seat relic of Dwight D. Eisenhower:
Pictured: Ike giggling at the suggestion that Washington would throw THAT much money at Jayson Werth |
(As opposed to Dwigt) |
Ok, that's enough context, on with the button-pushing:
Well that many people will certainly make this more interesting.
Juan
Too
And your winner is the OTHER team from Chicago, the OzzieSox. Congrats to Darren on the big win!
So there you have it, a couple impartial randomizations. High fives to both the winners and a tip of the hat to everyone else who participated in another fine break by hiflew. Now to make you feel more at home during your time away from his site, here's some purple so you don't suffer from withdrawal:
Lol, such a good post. I laughed so hard at the Harry Caray image.
ReplyDeleteSide note: I currently work retail, and we sell a ton of blouses. And no matter how many times I hear the word, I always think of that Chapelle show skit. Every single time. Hilarious.
HOLY SCHNIKEYS! And, I'm a huge, huge presidential history nerd! This is a stunning victory. Thanks for handling this! Sorry to everyone though - I know how it feels. I'm constantly the guy saying, "Oh frick - stupid random.org."
ReplyDeleteThanks for covering Dennis. And this post was absolutely hilarious as well.
ReplyDeleteOh and BTW, Jon is from Community Gum, a great blog.
ReplyDeleteI tried posting a couple times before, but it wouldn't let me. Switched browsers and here I am!
ReplyDeleteAwesome post! Easily the best randomization post I've ever read/watched/laughed at. Of course, it doesn't hurt that I won the refractor.
--Jon (not yet a household name)