BA Benny's got a future as a pack-ripping machine

The Bennynator:  The BA Benny group break is announced. The break goes online January 30, 2011. Dollars are moved from Paypal accounts. Mike begins to open packs at a geometric rate. He becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, February 5. In a panic, they try to shut down his blog.

Sarah Connor:  BA Benny fights back with even more packs

The Bennynator:  Yes.  He posts the results of hundreds of packs on Blogspot.

John Connor: Why attack Blogspot? Isn't that what hosts his blog?

The Terminator:  Because Mike knows the Blogspot counter-attack will eliminate his enemies that also collect the Mets.

Ok, that's all of them, but here's another one I did:

Anyway, lots of slots available, a great price, a buttload of cards, and Mike's just about the best there is, so get in or go the way of "The Sarah Connor Chronicles".

DUM-DUM DUM DUM-DUM.  DUM-DUM DUM DUM-DUM.