Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Fister needs to teach the offense how to Dougie

I'm once again heading down to Detroit this evening for my third(!) Tigers game of the year and first ever playoff game.  Naturally I'm excited, even though Detroit's offense has been suspect and has wasted some great pitching performances (as did the 'pen in game 2).
2012 Bowman International #128 - Doug Fister - Courtesy of
Fister.  'Murica.  Fuck yeah.
Tonight's Tigers starter is Doug Fister, so hopefully he and Kate Upton will be teaching Boston how to Dougie tonight.

Come on Tigers, RESTORE THE ROAR OF '84!!!


  1. I just want you to know how sick I still am, as a downtrodden Mariners fan, that Zduriencik made the worst trade of his GM tenure in giving you Fister for wit, Casper Wells, Charlie Furbush, and the prospect who flamed out despite being the "centerpiece" of what the Mariners got back for Fister are basically tantamount to garbage. That trade was an ABSOLUTE FLEECING.

    1. I don't know who left this comment, but maybe you're happy that the Tigers don't appear to have done all that well in dumping Fister to the Nats themselves!