Fister needs to teach the offense how to Dougie

I'm once again heading down to Detroit this evening for my third(!) Tigers game of the year and first ever playoff game.  Naturally I'm excited, even though Detroit's offense has been suspect and has wasted some great pitching performances (as did the 'pen in game 2).

Fister.  'Murica.  Fuck yeah.

Tonight's Tigers starter is Doug Fister, so hopefully he and Kate Upton will be teaching Boston how to Dougie tonight.

Come on Tigers, RESTORE THE ROAR OF '84!!!