MCG or KITJ: #2

Well that didn't take long.  Today's episode features a two-fer for double the fun!

Today's contestant:

Again we have someone interested in my 1972 Bill Freehan.  User Meagan21 is dying for this card and makes two enticing offers (how to choose?!):  a 1987 Mike Schmidt and its all-star counterpart.  Maybe the chart will help me decide:

Pros	Michael Jack Schmidt! Two cards to choose from I think I only have five complete sets of '87 Topps and maybe 10-20 other copies of these otherwise	Only one choice makes things easier Definitely rarer Not as likely to be a poor condition buyback from Topps
Cons	Cards are no replacement for human contact, albeit a foot in the groin I CAN'T CHOOSE Wood paneled cards are ugly	Ow, my balls! If either Schmidt is worth a '72 Freehan, then I can probably take a Schmidt and trade it for a '68 Kaline! Pain takes a few hours to go away; junk wax can be thrown away

And the winner is...

A KICK IN THE JUNK by a hair.  Seriously, do I need to rename this feature "Junk wax or kick in the junk?"?  For making this appalling offer, I now pass sentence on Meagan21:

Remember, everyone: keep those trade offers reasonable or Rod Roddy might be calling you from beyond the grave as the next contestant on