Showing posts with label USPS is fucking inept. Show all posts
Showing posts with label USPS is fucking inept. Show all posts

Saturday, December 19, 2020

Announcing 2020 Christmas Cards!

It's about time for one of my favorite yearly traditions: Christmas cards! Not the Hallmark kind, mind you, but the kind we all love to collect. I'm happy to announce this evening that despite everything that's happened this year, I'll be continuing my own version of a secret-ish Santa in 2020.

Of course, because I haven't been able to get out to a show--my biggest source of quantities of cards for packages--since March, fewer of these will be going out this year, and they'll be smaller than usual on average.

That said, the eight-to-ten folks on my "good" list who are getting presents from Grandy Claus (Verlandy Claus?) should still be reasonably happy, I think. In many cases I grabbed a few things for them during COMC's recent sales, such as player collection items or cards to help with wantlists. It's not much, but hopefully I can make it up to everyone when shows are back on the menu.

Speaking of COMC, while I didn't love forking over the additional credit for expedited shipping, mainly to overcome their singleminded focus on eBay auctions to the detriment to every single other aspect of their service, I will say that they held up their end of the bargain, not only shipping on time, but even a few days earlier than estimated. However,
Louis "DeLay" DeJoy's intentionally crippled USPS stopped reading at "held up" and have stepped in to do just that, meaning it's pretty unlikely the cards will get to me in time for them out to everyone before the big day where everyone celebrates the Winter Solstice. That possibility is about as likely as tonight's twice-seen Sean Bean surviving an entire show or movie.

I can live with that, though. It's not like there's anything I can do about it, plus the thought of those of you getting cards from me getting to enjoy opening one more present after Christmas is kind of nice.

I may make an announcement when I've managed to get everything shipped, assuming it gets to my state from Washington safely, but otherwise, some of you should be watching your mailboxes throughout the rest of the month.

In the meantime, stay tuned for either a roundup or individual posts covering the Christmas cards that were sent to me by some very cool people who are also feeling the holiday spirit!

Tuesday, January 23, 2018

News & notes, including trade bait!

In lieu of posting cards today (or over the past week) here's a few updates I wanted to share with everybody:

Big news:  trade bait!:
Part of the reason I didn't put any effort into posting over the last week or so is that I was sorting through and making a list of my stuff for trade.  I love making deals with people and even just giving away stuff I don't want, so it's about time I did this.

On that page I've listed stuff like team lots, complete sets, magazines (by player and team), Starting Lineups, and more.  So if you see something you like, please let me know!  I'm always happy to trade with the usual suspects and new folks as well.

Not news:  USPS blows and is fucking inept:
Image result for usps sucks
There's a reason I have blog tags for both of those opinions.  Storytime:  around the middle of December I sent out a whole bunch of Christmas packages, almost all of which were Priority Mail flat rate boxes and envelopes.  One such envelope was headed to Brad (Brad's Blog)...or so I thought.  After putting the package in the mail and then verifying his address with him it turns out I had his old one.  Oh well, my fault--the envelope would come back to me and I could re-send it.  Right?

My friends, let me tell you the epic story of a Priority Mail package that literally took a month to get to the right place:
  • 12/16:  I drop it (and other packages) off at my post office.  This is a Saturday
  • 12/18:  It arrives at the hub in Detroit and is due to arrive by the 20th (Wednesday).  So far, so good
  • 12/21:  A day late, it makes it to the local post office in Maryland (wrong address), then the tracking is updated to reflect the problem with the address
  • 12/27:  Almost a week later it's at that local PO again, then out for delivery.  Again.  What happened in between, including those three business days?  Who knows, but I hope that envelope had a nice Christmas
  • 1/5:  Oh, there it is, still at the same PO, where they're still aware the address is wrong
  • 1/6:  "Return to sender processed."  Woohoo!  It's heading back my way so I can re-send it with the correct info!
  • 1/7:  It makes the journey from Maryland back to Detroit
  • 1/8:  "In transit to Destination."  WAT
  • 1/9-11:  Yep, it leaves Detroit and returns to Maryland, eventually making its way back to that local PO.  "Moved, left no address" says the tracking.  Yeah, no shit
  • 1/12-14:  Now it bounces back and forth between a couple regional distribution centers because reasons
  • 1/15-21:  ??????????
  • 1/22:  I return home and FINALLY see the envelope on my porch.  I subsequently re-send it to the correct address
  • ?/?/2018(?):  Brad receives this package, maybe?
For reference, here's a Google Map with walking directions from my address to Brad's:
I literally (and I do mean literally) could have walked from my house to Brad's and back faster than this.  And if you're curious why I didn't take advantage of USPS's option to intercept a package, my answer is that I refuse to pay for new postage AND a fee when the item should return to me within a week or so, at which point I can redo it myself.  You SUCK, USPS.

Sell cards, buy more cards, repeat:
I'm taking another shot at selling stuff on COMC after putting together the minimum package of 100 cards for a basic submission.  I had fun doing this in the past and had enough stuff I no longer wanted that I thought would return enough to make it worth it, and that's great since one of my favorite things to do is buy on that site.  I'm not mentioning this to get people to buy my stuff (which should pop around mid-March) but instead to bring more awareness to the site especially if anyone new to it has any questions.

Blogger?  More like...Blow-ger?:
Last year I let too many comments pile up without responding to them, got overwhelmed, and gave up.  In order to avoid a repeat of that I'm trying to respond sooner while not worrying about replying via email as well (unless that makes more sense).

However, I do want to make people aware that if I don't reply to your comments reasonably quickly, that's because I'm randomly no longer receiving email notifications when they come in from some of you, meaning I don't see some comments at all until I go back and open up my posts.  I don't know why, but whatever--I'll do my best to reply to those of you who make the effort to read and comment because I really appreciate it.

Coming soon:  a big-ass box:
No doubt many of you took note after Adam (ARPSmith's Sportscard Obsession) put up a post covering his purchase of a huge collection.  I did too and was able to make a deal with him for a few of the complete sets he had available.  That giant box arrived today stuffed with the sets I bought plus lots of Tigers meaning you'll get one or more posts covering the former while the latter will become my first trade package from the Giants fan.  I also sent a big box of stuff his way so maybe you'll see it posted over there soon if USPS deigns to deliver it in a timely fashion, or at all.

Now that I've covered all that it's back to work finishing up the final three Sportlots player posts (including one for TMM), one of which I'm splitting into two posts.  Then I'll be getting around to my late 2017 COMC haul, the stuff from Adam, a likely show haul or two, and eventually, Starting Lineups and more!  Stay tuned, but don't hold your breath, I'm lazy.

Monday, June 25, 2012

A trade with the Dimwit that includes a math problem

Pop quiz, hotshot:  two bloggers send one card to each other in PWEs.  Both pack them the same way and label them "DO NOT BEND" in big letters and then entrust them to the care of the USPS.  How many cards arrive in their original condition to each recipient?  Show your work.

Answer:  ONE.

Proof:  Here's what happened to the card I sent to Sam (Daily Dimwit), a situation that still has me pissed off.  Apparently I missed the memo that it was USPS Opposite Day the day I mailed out his card because the geniuses that work there interpreted "DO NOT BEND" as "HERP DERP LET'S ALL TAKE TURNS SITTING OUR STUPID FAT ASSES ALL OVER THIS ENVELOPE!  YOLO BIEBER CROCS!"
Official USPS spokeswoman Sarah Palin
Will someone PLEASE get on creating a competing service that DOESN'T fuck up 80% of the time?  Anyway, Sam was more than gracious about the whole thing, so I'll make sure to make this up to him the next time I see anything cool with an Astros logo on it.  And now, here's the card he sent me--one I saw in his trade bait list that caught my eye and started this trade in the first place:


Miguel Cabrera 2011 Topps Allen & Ginter jersey


The Allen & Ginter base set has never done anything for me and frankly I could really do without it, (though I have a feeling a bunch of you will be chasing me down with torches and pitchforks for such blasphemy) but it does result in some pretty cool hits.  Case in point, I do very much like the framed relic and auto cards, maybe because the actual card piece is small enough to justify the included relic, and the frame adds a nice touch to bring the whole thing together.

This is just my second Miggy relic featuring him as a Tiger and I'm most definitely thrilled to have it, so thanks again to Sam for making for another stupidly easy trade as usual, plus for being understanding about USPS's trademark ineptitude and total disregard for customer service.  I think we all know who the REAL Dimwit in this deal was!

Stay tuned for an even larger trade package pretty soon, as soon as I can make the effort to scan it all.  I won't say who it's from, but considering how huge I'm implying it is, I bet you can guess the source.