(NOTE: the original post did not include a scan, but at the point I took a screen shot, he'd posted one--of him holding up the unprotected card with PLIERS. If that isn't satire/trolling, I don't know what is. And yes, as an English major and person of at least average intelligence, every "alot", "to" instead of "too", "your" instead of "you're" and other idiotic misspelling makes my brain hurt until I remember I'm interacting with the lowest form of human intelligence: internet forum members.)
EDIT: Sorry, the thread got disappeared faster than the guy who invented the car that ran on children's laughter (CRAP, I'VE SAID TOO MUCH) so it's no longer there. Take my word for it, it was great. Ask Tim, he saw it.