Sunday, January 30, 2011
BA Benny's got a future as a pack-ripping machine
The Bennynator: The BA Benny group break is announced. The break goes online January 30, 2011. Dollars are moved from Paypal accounts. Mike begins to open packs at a geometric rate. He becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, February 5. In a panic, they try to shut down his blog.
Sarah Connor: BA Benny fights back with even more packs
The Terminator: Because Mike knows the Blogspot counter-attack will eliminate his enemies that also collect the Mets.
Ok, that's all of them, but here's another one I did:
Anyway, lots of slots available, a great price, a buttload of cards, and Mike's just about the best there is, so get in or go the way of "The Sarah Connor Chronicles".
DUM-DUM DUM DUM-DUM. DUM-DUM DUM DUM-DUM.