Sunday, January 30, 2011

BA Benny's got a future as a pack-ripping machine



The Bennynator:  The BA Benny group break is announced. The break goes online January 30, 2011. Dollars are moved from Paypal accounts. Mike begins to open packs at a geometric rate. He becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, February 5. In a panic, they try to shut down his blog.

Sarah Connor:  BA Benny fights back with even more packs
The Bennynator:  Yes.  He posts the results of hundreds of packs on Blogspot.


John Connor: Why attack Blogspot? Isn't that what hosts his blog?



The Terminator:  Because Mike knows the Blogspot counter-attack will eliminate his enemies that also collect the Mets.

Ok, that's all of them, but here's another one I did:


Anyway, lots of slots available, a great price, a buttload of cards, and Mike's just about the best there is, so get in or go the way of "The Sarah Connor Chronicles".

DUM-DUM DUM DUM-DUM.  DUM-DUM DUM DUM-DUM.

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